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How to Write in a Coffee Shop

  1. Be extra nice to the staff
  2. If you’re going to be there for longer than 60-90 minutes, go up and buy another drink
  3. Don’t make a mess
  4. You made a mess.  Clean up your mess
  5. Don’t make overly creepy or lengthy eye contact with anyone
  6. If you try to strike up a conversation, be mindful of any hints that might mean ‘fuck off I’m working’
  7. Don’t try to strike up a conversation
  8. If you listen to music, make sure it isn’t disturbing anyone next to you
  9. If the person next to you is listening to disturbing music, spill your drink on her
  10. Actually do work.  If you’re just browsing Facebook, and other people see your screen, they will resent you
  11. If you have to use the restroom, ask the person next to you to watch your stuff
  12. If your restroom trip is going to take longer than two minutes (if you know what I mean), just go home and do it there
  13. Don’t put your bag on the chair next to you
  14. Don’t eat with your mouth open
  15. Don’t slurp
  16. Don’t smell bad
  17. If you get really into a song you’re listening to, bob your head to the beat, but understand that people will think you’re crazy/weird
  18. Don’t brag about how often you write in coffee shops
  19. Try to switch it up sometimes – other places are cool too
  20. Don’t fart, unless it’s to mark your territory as you’re leaving or the person next to you is exceedingly rude
  21. Don’t forget your stuff

15 comments on “How to Write in a Coffee Shop

  1. Most of these I’ve filed in ‘life lessons’… especially no. 20

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  2. dreamtraveler86

    Ha, that one’s brilliant, thanks David! I especially love No. 9, that’s now my lifegoal 😅

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  3. Great post 🙂 I’ve got #7 covered 🙂

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  4. Good advice. I’d add, leave your phone at home and choose a coffee shop with password protected Wifi. Then don’t find out the password. You’ll get so much more writing done.

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  5. Perfect! Now I just need to go and try this out!

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  6. I’ve never actually done this before. I live in a samll town and you dont often see people sitting all on their lonesome working away on their laptop writing novels. Gulp. I could always have a go though… or move to Paris and find a cafe there I can frequent #dreamlife

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  8. When I wrote in my journal at the local coffee shop, I sat outside. It eliminated some of those problems! 🙂

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  9. #9 made me laugh!

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  10. Having spent plenty of time writing in coffee shops, #9 made me laugh!

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